Congratulations on Everything, by Nathan Whitlock, narrated by Braden Wright

Congratulations on Everything

by Nathan Whitlock, narrated by Braden Wright

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	1.	Title 00:13
	2.	Foreword 00:22
	3.	Chapter 1 26:40
	4.	Chapter 2 28:59
	5.	Chapter 3 17:45
	6.	Chapter 4 22:47
	7.	Chapter 5 33:09
	8.	Chapter 6 51:12
	9.	Chapter 7 40:23
	10.	Chapter 8 49:10
	11.	Chapter 9 (Part 1) 37:07
	12.	Chapter 9 (Part 2) 32:36
	13.	Chapter 10 (Part 1) 42:20
	14.	Chapter 10 (Part 2) 41:27
	15.	Chapter 11 24:38
	16.	Chapter 12 (Part 1) 37:21
	17.	Chapter 12 (Part 2) 36:51
	18.	Chapter 13 15:07
	19.	Chapter 14 37:06
	20.	Acknowledgments 00:59
	21.	About the Author 00:32
	22.	Credits 01:32

about

"A dark and comic novel, Congratulations On Everything tracks the struggles, frailties, and cruelly pyrrhic victories of the middle-aged owner of a bar-restaurant and a 30ish lunch-shift waitress.
Jeremy has bought into the teachings of an empowerment and success guru, hook, line, and sinker. A Toronto service industry lifer, he’s risen through the ranks until he finally takes the keys to his destiny and opens his own place, The Ice Shack.
Everyone assumes Ice Shack daytime waitress Charlene is innocent and empathetic, but in reality she’s desperately unhappy and looking for a way out of her marriage to her high-school sweetheart. A drunken encounter sends Charlene and her boss careening. The Ice Shack stops being an oasis of sanity and, as Jeremy struggles to keep his business afloat, he’ll stop at nothing to maintain his successful, good guy self-image.
In an era when the gourmand rules and chefs become superstars, Congratulations On Everything is a hilarious and occasionally uncomfortable dose of anti-foodie reality that reveals what goes on when the customers and Instagrammers aren’t around — and even sometimes when they are."